Earning Batman

“If wearing Batman t-shirts could
Provide me Batman’s fortitude,
And even Batman’s fortune too,
I’d torch them all without a chew.
I’m dumb that way. I’d be so lost
With so much unearned plenitude.”

“You sure? It sounds so empty, dude.
You haven’t ever shied away
From freeloading on snacks I buy.
I’ve never seen you even try
To work on earning anything.
Agreed, you’re dumb. Just not that way.”

“Come on. That isn’t even fair.
I don’t know what you’re on about.
I earned my t-shirt – smart retail –
I brought you intel on the sale.
Now get yours with the cash you earn.
The buy-one-get-one’s running out.”

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