Annoying!
How he doesn’t care
For hours anymore,
Though everyday he’s living up
His final twenty-four.

Annoying!
How he spreads his cards
Upon the naked floor
So, Solitaire can wager him
His final twenty-four.

Annoying!
How his tally marks
Are stacking up a score.
He’s Type-A every second of
His final twenty-four.

Annoying! Annoying!
Annoying as before.
Annoying how he proudly lives
His final twenty-four.