1.
“Covid testing: 1st floor”
“Covid vaccination: 2nd floor”
Inside the only elevator in the building.

2.
In the queuing area:
“Senior Citizens: high priority”

Watchman in the queuing area:
“You’re retired, no? What’s the hurry?
People have to go to office.”

3.
On the wall behind the registration desk:
“Wear your mask at all times.”

Intern at the registration desk:
“Remove your mask for identification.”

4.
In the post-vaccination resting room:
“If you have any side-effects,
Call this number: …”

Below the sign, in marker ink:
“Out of Order”

5.
On the way out:
“Avoid crowded places”

Below, on a brown-taped pamphlet:
“VIP entry at {local private hospital}”