My Morning Muse adores her mousse
Like Doctor Seuss adored his shoes.
She feeds the Cat out of its Hat,
As Horton hears his happy Whos.

My Morning Muse adores her Moos
Like Shaggy dudes adore the Doos.
As Scrappy stacks the Scooby Snacks,
She rounds the milkers on the loose.

My Morning Muse adores her moose
Like Bullwinkle adores the Blues.
As Rocky tries to beat the spies,
She gently tells me, “Hit the snooze.”