Just my luck

1.

I envy the municipal road.
People walk and spit on it
Like they also do on me.
But at least the lucky fucker
Gets laid again and again.

2.

The only shooting star
That ever granted my wish
Appeared in a B-grade movie
Once, and never again.

3.

My dates end like chess.
She resigns the moment
I’m this close to mating.