Month: September 2015

  • Eulogy for My First Laptop

    We were together for six years.
    Six years! Can you imagine?
    It is an unnaturally long time, even for girlfriends.
    But there we were – together, for six years!

    Back when I did not know her
    and when my elder brother asked me
    What qualities I was looking for in her,
    I painted for him a picture so ideal
    That even I did not think
    Such a one could be found.
    I wanted her to be so smart
    That she could run eight threads in her head
    All at the same time.
    I wanted her to have a memory
    That could hold every secret of mine,
    Without ever complaining about her space.
    I wanted her face to be so beautiful
    That even when I look closer, grain by grain,
    I should be able to resolve, very clearly
    The minuteness of her imperfections.
    And if these were not demands steep enough,
    I also wanted her to be able run anything
    That I would load her with.

    And still, and still, by magic or some such craft.
    My brother, the conjurer of dreams, brought her to me.
    Yes, she did weigh more than the others,
    And yes, she was slightly bigger than my liking,
    But the moment she sat on my lap,
    I knew she was everything I had asked for.
    Her smartness was unparalleled then,
    And her memory as good as any other of her generation.
    She was more beautiful in what she showed me
    That what I had seen in my mind’s eyes,
    And she could run everything so smoothly,
    That I was sure she would make a good housewife.


    Originally recited to mildly amused friends the day my first laptop,
    a juiced-up Dell Studio 15 (with 2k resolution and i7 processor) died in 2015