Damperfuck

The Latin humor means “a dampness”;
Humorous means “dampening”.
So when you dubbed me “Damperfuck”
And walked into the balcony,
I thought you found my humour sexy,
Wanted me to follow you
Beyond the drunken reach of friends
Still caught up in the hullahoo
Of partygoing foolery.

And when you washed me with your wine,
Which swirling, you had sniffed and choked,
I thought you were quite funny too,
Though no one got that final joke
And simply hawwed and gawked at us,
As I stood dampened, “laughing” at
Your ridens pun in “Good riddance!”