It can’t be Monday, obviously.
Already too much on my plate.

It can’t be Tuesday, obviously.
The Monday always spills over.

It can’t be Wednesday, obviously.
It’s discount coupon night at home.

It can’t be Thursday, obviously.
It’s on-site day with buffet lunch.

It can’t be Friday, obviously.
The Happy Hours are happily so.

It can’t be Saturday, obviously.
Need the Sunnyside Up for hangovers.

It can’t be Sunday, obviously.
I like my Sundays nice and slow.